COVID-19 Announcement

The Madison Hash House Harriers regret to admit that COVID-19 is not a normal threat we can either run away from or drink into oblivion.

We are currently operating under official MH3 COVID PROTOCOL:

In-Person hashes are currently suspended. Trails for the first two weeks of July will be Virtual/Socially-Distant.

Update: 7/1/2020 – We’ve had mostly good success over June with our in-person hashing, however given the recent trends and Dane County’s recent orders restricting public and private gatherings, we have decided to suspend in-person hashing for the next two weeks.We’re keeping a close eye on the news & data and we’ll continue evaluate the situation regularly to ensure we can all maintain an appropriate level of revelry and debauchery while doing our part to help fight this goddamn, fucking shit-ass virus.

We are a drinking club with a running problem. We run every Saturday.

5pm during daylight savings time, 3 pm otherwise.

Now with every Full Moon!

Hash locations will always be on the calendar below. If it’s not posted yet, you are too early.

Want to hare? Find an empty date and email

August 8, 2020
  • Paavo! (virtual edition) #2256
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: August 8, 2020  - 4 days from now


    It's the Virtual Paavo Nurmi Marathon!

    Paavo this year has gone fully Virtual:

    So while there will be no debauched trip to Hurley, there can still be plenty of debauchery here in Madison!

    This Saturday, between 1:00 PM and 6:00 PM we'll have a 13.1ish mile course laid out around Lake Monona, complete with beer/water stops staffed by a few generous souls.

    Build your team - you can run the full loop twice for the full experience, once (for half of the experience), or in teams of however many you like (for fractional experiences)!

    Check the link above for details - you can rego to run Paavo virtually to receive some swag and a 10% discount on next year. Or just show up and run- in the Virtual Age, anything goes!

    Course Details (Monona Lake Loop)

    Start/End: Olbrich Park (2.6 miles)

    Stop 1: Winnequah "Dream Park" (3.5 miles)

    Stop 2: Esther Beach Park (3.25 miles)

    Stop 3: BB Clark Beach (3.75 miles)

    On On!

August 15, 2020
  • No Hare Hash Run #2257
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: August 15, 2020  - 2 weeks from now


August 22, 2020
  • Muffy's Nipples 'n Lickin' Campout Hash Run #2258
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: August 22, 2020  - 3 weeks from now


August 29, 2020
  • Fifty Furlong Redux Hash Run #2259
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: August 29, 2020  - 4 weeks from now


September 2, 2020
  • Michelle Vick Birthday Corn Full Moon Run
    Start: 7:00 pm
    Date: September 2, 2020  - 4 weeks from now