COVID-19 Announcement

The Madison Hash House Harriers regret to admit that COVID-19 is not a normal threat we can either run away from or drink into oblivion.

We are currently operating under official MH3 COVID PROTOCOL:

All Regular “We all get together and run and drink and stuff” trails are suspended. Non-human-contact social media-driven and remote hashing is in effect. Please see descriptions below for how you can get your hashing fix without actually coming in contact with other, likely disease carrying, people.

Update: 5/20/2020 – The Wisconsin “Safer at Home” order expires on May 26th, however we are continuing to operate under the MH3 COVID PROTOCOL through at least the end of May. Mismanagement will then begin weekly evaluations to determine if/when group hashing may resume.

We are a drinking club with a running problem. We run every Saturday.

5pm during daylight savings time, 3 pm otherwise.

Now with every Full Moon!

Hash locations will always be on the calendar below. If it’s not posted yet, you are too early.

Want to hare? Find an empty date and email hare@madisonh3.com

June 5, 2020
  • Stiffy’s Shiggy Strawberry Full Moon Eastside Vista and Poker Ride
    Start: 7:00 pm
    Date: June 5, 2020  - 2 days from now
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    Hey kids!!!

    Pump up your rubbery things and lube your parts …

    It’s time for SSSFMEVaPR !!!

    (Stiffy’s Shiggy Strawberry Full Moon Eastside Vista and Poker Ride)

    Grab your bike, helmet, lights, backpack of beverages and lucky rabbit's foot as this Friday night (June 5th) it is time to ride around the Eastside of Madison seeking little known vistas for Lunar-looksees and Capitol views! We will also test your poker skills (luck) because this is also a (totally contactless) poker rally!  

    The rules are so easy even a Social Distancing hasher can understand them: 

    ·       The buy-in is $10 per player.

    ·       During each Lunar-look see or Capitol view stop, a card will be drawn for each player and added to their existing cards, eventually building to a poker hand of 7 cards (If a player has the same card drawn twice, it is replaced in the deck and another card will be drawn).

    ·       The player with the best 5 card poker hand at the end of the night wins 100% of the pot (usually between $100 and $200)!

    ·       It is all luck of the draw, so your lack of poker skill or your bounty of imbibing will not affect the outcome.

    Gather: 7:00 pm Olbrich Beer Garden area (just outside the ropes if the OBG is open)

    Buy-in/Draw: 7:15pm

    Roll out: 7:30 pm sharp

    Stops:  These lesser-known vistas are a mystery, but I will have someone post each upcoming location as we leave the previous stop.

    Route:  The route will feature quite a bit of Shiggy, ranging from grassy bits to short sections of tighter dirt trail.  All the tricky Shiggy is optional and easily avoidable. The total route will probably be in the 15-mile range, and the end will be near the start.

    Disclaimer: While outdoor activity is thought to be extremely low risk, we need to take distancing and safety seriously. Consider bringing hand sanitizer and a mask/buff to use at the stops. Also, bathrooms likely will not be available, plan ahead (did I mention lots of Shiggy?).

    Remember to eat twice, we do not want anyone losing any weight.

    Stiffy

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June 6, 2020
  • TIA and 2Fists2Furryous apex predator Hash Run #2247
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: June 6, 2020  - 3 days from now
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June 13, 2020
  • Testicle Difficulties Cultural Appropriation Hash Run #2248
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: June 13, 2020  - 1 week from now
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June 20, 2020
  • Remember the Anal Ho Immortality Solstice Hash #2249
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: June 20, 2020  - 2 weeks from now
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June 27, 2020
  • Red Dress Run #2250
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: June 27, 2020  - 3 weeks from now
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