COVID-19 Announcement

The Madison Hash House Harriers regret to admit that COVID-19 is not a normal threat we can either run away from or drink into oblivion.

We are currently operating under official MH3 COVID PROTOCOL:

Virtual Hashing is STRONGLY, THICKLY Preferred

MH3 COVID PROTOCOL Approved Trail Styles:

  • Virtual: Whatever you like, just so long as no one sees, touches, or licks anyone else!
  • Very Small group: Ask Mismanagement first; No more than 10, including the hare(s)
    • Masks required at all times when the pack is stopped
    • Social distance of at least 6′
    • No Licking!
    • Pre-packaged food and drink only.
    • All activities outside

Update: 11/17/2020 – We’ve had mostly good success this Summer keeping hashes small, socially distant, and masked. However, everyone else in the state failed to be as responsible as the hash and look where that’s getting us.

This shit is serious.

So going into The Winter, we are moving back to Virtual trails as our preferred, default expectation for hashes. If you wish to host a hash with others present the group must be strictly 10 or fewer, including all hares. Please contact mismanagement before committing to a non-virtual trail.

We are a drinking club with a running problem. We run every Saturday.

5pm during daylight savings time, 3 pm otherwise.

Now with every Full Moon!

Hash locations will always be on the calendar below. If it’s not posted yet, you are too early.

Want to hare? Find an empty date and email hare@madisonh3.com

November 28, 2020
  • Jizzy's Virtual Get Stuffed Thanksgiving Hash Run #2272
    Start: 1:00 pm
    Date: November 28, 2020  - 10 hours ago

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    You will be running and eating your leftovers and filming yourself AND YOU WILL LIKE IT. Here's what you do: Lace up those running shoes Heat up those leftovers Get out and run Eat leftovers while you run! Document the results!! Zoom ceremonies at five, link TBD HAPPY FUCKING THANKSGIVING
     


November 30, 2020
  • Stenchy Chapped Beaver Moon Run
    Start: 7:00 pm
    Date: November 30, 2020  - 2 days from now
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December 5, 2020
  • Krampuslauf
    Start: 3:00 pm
    Date: December 5, 2020  - 7 days from now
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December 12, 2020
  • Your Own Shitty Ass DIY Hash Run #2274
    Start: 1:00 pm
    Date: December 12, 2020  - 2 weeks from now
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    Every hash is not complete without bitching from the peanut gallery! "Too long! Not enough beer! Not enough railroad tracks!!" Well, you wanks, today that ends. Why? Because YOU will be making your own trail. You want to run nine miles? Go for it. Seventeen back-checks (MLP swoons)? Why not, you masochistic animal. Cold weather makes you want to channel your inner RB and wear a onesie?? Maybe you want to pull a DJ and have nothing but wine checks so you end up piss drunk by the end! I wouldn't recommend it, but this weekend IT IS ENTIRELY UP TO YOU. What matters it t that you safely go outside and throw flour around (give your neighbors the ol' bioterrorism scare) and run and drink. Ceremonies will be on Zoom. Be prepared to discuss why your trail is superior and everyone is a giant shit-sucking butthole. Map your trail and share it with the group! Take lots of photos & videos to document your triumph over mediocre hashing! All forms of hashing will count for this virtual trail, whether you're running in circles drinking beer in your driveway, or BASH-ing a lake-loop, or running a lake-loop. Get Creative and get Hashing!! DJ
     


December 19, 2020
  • no hare hash run #2275
    Start: 3:00 pm
    Date: December 19, 2020  - 3 weeks from now
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    Soltice?
     


December 26, 2020
  • No Hare Hash Run #2276
    Start: 3:00 pm
    Date: December 26, 2020  - 4 weeks from now
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