COVID-19 Announcement

The Madison Hash House Harriers regret to admit that COVID-19 is not a normal threat we can either run away from or drink into oblivion.

We are currently operating under official MH3 COVID PROTOCOL:

Virtual Hashing is STRONGLY, THICKLY Preferred

MH3 COVID PROTOCOL Approved Trail Styles:

  • Virtual: Whatever you like, just so long as no one sees, touches, or licks anyone else!
  • Very Small group: Ask Mismanagement first; No more than 10, including the hare(s)
    • Masks required at all times when the pack is stopped
    • Social distance of at least 6′
    • No Licking!
    • Pre-packaged food and drink only.
    • All activities outside

Update: 11/17/2020 – We’ve had mostly good success this Summer keeping hashes small, socially distant, and masked. However, everyone else in the state failed to be as responsible as the hash and look where that’s getting us.

This shit is serious.

So going into The Winter, we are moving back to Virtual trails as our preferred, default expectation for hashes. If you wish to host a hash with others present the group must be strictly 10 or fewer, including all hares. Please contact mismanagement before committing to a non-virtual trail.

We are a drinking club with a running problem. We run every Saturday.

5pm during daylight savings time, 3 pm otherwise.

Now with every Full Moon!

Hash locations will always be on the calendar below. If it’s not posted yet, you are too early.

Want to hare? Find an empty date and email hare@madisonh3.com

January 23, 2021
  • Zucch Chute Riot's Virtual DnDnD Hash Run #2280
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: January 23, 2021  - 2 days from now
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    Let's do some Dungeons and Dragons and Drinking! 
    No previous experience required.

    Use this google doc to sign-up and for further instructions.
    https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1bQ4qwC-0iraCa28vanp-_iZ7HHxAjX3bR5HO4a7jYZw/edit?usp=drivesdk
     


January 28, 2021
  • No Hare Wolf Moon
    Start: 7:00 pm
    Date: January 28, 2021  - 1 week from now
    Location:

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January 30, 2021
  • Stenchury & Chapped Lips Hash Run #2281
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: January 30, 2021  - 1 week from now
    Location:

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February 6, 2021
  • Invasion of the Virtual Bum-Wine Hash Run #2282
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: February 6, 2021  - 2 weeks from now

    Description:  

    It's cold. This pandemic is still raging and we have no idea when most of us will be forced by the gum'int to get injected with their mind-controlling, so-called "vaccine". It's all part of Big Mask and the conspiracy goes straight to the top! I should know. I used to be one of those sheeple. But not since I donned this tin-foil hat and started living off the grid and under the bridge... MLP is going full crazy bum this year! Here's how it's going to work - not to keep you safe from this COVID hoax - to keep you safe from the gum'mit & big-mask who want to track you and presumably do *something* to you. Like make you wear a mask. I dunno. Okay, so. Between 12:00 and 17:00 you will start to receive notifications on some kind of social media of Bum Sightings around the Isthmus. First to get there has a chance to find a hidden stash of bum-wine to warm your body and grease your mind. I'll make sure there's plenty for all who want to participate!
     


February 13, 2021
  • No Hare Hash Run #2283
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: February 13, 2021  - 3 weeks from now
    Location:

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