We are a drinking club with a running problem. We run every Saturday.

August 26, 2017
  • STFU Hash Run
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: August 26, 2017  - 5 days from now


September 2, 2017
  • Rackem Up Hash Run
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: September 2, 2017  - 2 weeks from now


September 6, 2017
  • Fingered By Daddy's Full Moon
    Start: 12:00 am
    Date: September 6, 2017  - 2 weeks from now


September 8, 2017
  • Felther Campout Hash Weekend
    Start: 6:00 pm
    Date: September 8, 2017  - 3 weeks from now


    WHO: You and all your 'friends'

    WHAT: Hashing, Camping, Drinking, Running, Staggering, Sleeping, Shagging, Drinking, Swimming, Lounging, Drinking.

    WHEN: September 8,9,10

    WHERE: Hartman Creek State Park Group Site 1

    Trail Times:
    Friday: 7 pm-ish
    Saturday: 5 pm
    Sunday Hangover: Ironman viewing in Madison

    I have a relatively UN-secluded Group Site reserved for Friday and Saturday Night. There will be a Friday evening trail and the standard Saturday afternoon trail. Sunday: hoofing it back to Madison for Ironman.

    $15 per night of camping (includes hash cash for runs!) This is mostly tent camping, though there may be room for a few RVs/trailers (will cost more). Flush toilets and showers are not very close. Pit toilets stumbling distance away.

    Not interested in camping, but still want to Hash?
    Standard $5 Hash cash for Saturday run.

    One keg of beer will obviously be provided for the weekend. Other than light snacks, FOOD WILL NOT BE PROVIDED. Bring your own food, and probably some beer if you want variety.

    Dogs allowed (must stay on 8ft leash).

    What to bring:

    Firewood (*can only be brought from a 10 mile radius, so pick some up on near or in the park*)
    ICE (for the keg)
    Headlamp (for Friday trail/general camp light)
    Dishes for your food/snacks
    a Vessel (for drinking)
    Tent/sleeping bag/other camp utilities (if camping)
    Change of clothes/shoes
    Insect repellent
    Extra BOOZE
    Prophylactics (if you're lucky)
    Swim Gear if the weather is nice
    Bikes - There are MTN bike trail here and Central Waters Brewery is less than 20 miles away.

    What not to bring:
    Untrained/unsociable dogs/family/friends

    NOTE: Many folks are probably gonna be leaving early Sunday to get back and cheer on hashers in the Ironman competition.

    -felter smelter

September 16, 2017
  • TrapperPussyMD's Birthday Blowout
    Start: 3:00 pm
    Date: September 16, 2017  - 4 weeks from now