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Upcoming Events

Mommy's Little Accident and Abreasting Officer Hash Run #2001
Start: 5:00 pm
Date: October 10, 2015
Description:  MLA and Abresting Officer will be hosting an amazing food, fun, and booze filled hash!

Seeing as Abresting will be in jail for Halloween she would like to dress up as a frisky feline. There will be face paint if you are too much of a pussy to show up dressed as a pussy. Cum dressed as your fav furry animal or just don't shave for a week.

For out of town invaders there is crash space at the on in. Feel free to bring a tent if you want to camp in the yard!

MLA says:
I really don't care if you put that in there or not.
But there will be a runners and walkers trails.
Stripper pole should be up and spinning again.

Let me know if you need any other information. 
Howie Feltersnatch Hash Run #2002
Start: 5:00 pm
Date: October 17, 2015
Description:  Howie's (mostly) Downhill Turkey Hash. A to B Eagle and Turkey run. 
Rack Em Up & Asstorney General Hash Run #2003
Start: 5:00 pm
Date: October 24, 2015
Description:  To get there take Hwy 51 (Stoughton Rd) heading north out of Madison.
About 7 miles after you pass the intersection with Hwy. 19, you will enter
Hwy. 22 which is straight ahead (Hwy 51 curves to the left at that point).
Go 4 miles on Hwy. 22 North and turn LEFT onto King Rd.
Go 2 miles on King Rd. and W7400 will be on the right side of the road.
Drive in and park anywhere. 
Full Moon Run
Start: 7:30 pm
Date: October 27, 2015
Description:  Oct 27
7:05 A.M. 
Foot Thong & Porkins Halloween Costume Hash #2004
Start: 5:00 pm
Date: October 31, 2015
No Hare Analversary Hash Run
Start: 3:00 pm
Date: November 7, 2015