A Soldier I Will Be  Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be, To piss, to ...
Ay, Yi, Yi, Yi  *Limerick Verse* There once was a girl named Alice, Who ...
Brother Hasher  Here’s to brother hasher, Bother hasher, brother hasher. Here’s to ...
Bullshit  Bull-shit, bull-shit, It all sounds like bullshit to me, to ...
Burlesque Show  Tune: “Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It’s Off to Work We ...
Dinah Won’t You Blow Me? (The Kitchen Song)  Tune: “I’ve Been Working on the Railroad” Dinah won’t you ...
Do Your Balls Hang Low?  Tune: “Do Your Ears Hang Low? Do your balls hang ...
Do Your Tits Hang Low?  Tune: “Do Your Ears Hang Low?” Do your tits hang ...
Dos, A Beer  Tune: “Do-Re-Mi” Dos, a beer, a Mexican beer, Ray, the ...
Dose of Clap  Tune: “He’s Got the Whole World, in His Hands” He’s ...
Down Down Song  This is your Down-Down song,  It isn't very long . ...
El Camino  *Chorus* El, Camino… El, El, Camino. *Verse* The front is ...
Front Hole Back Hole  Tune: “Loch Lomond” You take the front hole, And I’ll ...
Fuck A Duck  Tune: “Do-Re-Mi” Fuck a duck, a female duck, Screw a ...
Gaping Huge Vagina  Tune: “Ring of Fire” by Johnny Cash I fell in ...
Happy Birthday Songs  Happy birthday, fuck you, Happy birthday, fuck you, Happy birthday, ...
Hot Vagina  Tune: “I’ve Been Working on the Railroad” Hot vagina for ...
I Used to Work in Chicago  Tune: “The Bear Went Over the Mountain” *Chorus* I used ...
I’m A Little Hasher  Tune: “I’m a Little Teapot” I’m a little hasher, Short ...
It’s a Small Dick  Tune: “It’s a Small World” Well it isn't long and ...
Jack the Necrophiliac  *... = nana nana nana na* My name is Jack… ...
Jesus Can’t Go Hashing  *Verse* Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cause the flour falls through ...
Kotex Factory  Tune: “As the Caissons Go Rolling Along” *Chorus* For it's ...
Meet The Hashers  Tune: "The Flinstones" Hashers, meet the Hashers. They're the biggest ...
Oscar Mayer Song (Peter Penis)  My penis has a first name, it’s P-E-T-E-R. My penis ...
Prison Rape Song  Tune: “Lookin’ Out My Backdoor” Just got out of prison, ...
Purple Haze  Purple haze Running through my mind… Drink it down, down, ...
Put Your Leg Over My Shoulder  Put your left leg over my shoulder, Put your right ...
Seldom Seens  Tune: “Where oh Where Has my Little Dog Gone?” Where, ...
She’s a Harriette  Tune: “Turkey in the Straw” *Option A* Oh the wiggle ...
Shiggy and Mud  A man is made out of muscle and blood, But ...
Skeeter On My Peeter  Tune: “If You’re Happy and You Know It” There’s a ...
Swing Low, Sweet Chariot  Tune: “Swing Low, Sweet Chariot” (duh) Swing low, sweet chariot, ...
The Air Force Song  Here we go… Into the wild blue yonder Crash and ...
The Ball of Kerrymuir  *Chorus* Singin’ balls to your partner, Ass against the wall. ...
The Ball Song  Tune: “Colonel Bogey March” *Select 3 hashers to incorporate into ...
The Bill Clinton Clap Song  My name’s Bill Clinton And I’m no clown So grab ...
The Foreskin Song  Tune: "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean" My one skin ...
The Hare Song  Here’s to the hares, they’re true blue. They are hashers ...
The Hurley Tit Song  Her left tit hit me from the right side, Her ...
The No Song  NO. NO. NO. BAD. BAD. BAD. DOWN. DOWN. DOWN.
The S&M Man  Tune: “The Candy Man” *Chorus* It's the S&M man, the ...
The Urinal Song  They ought to be thoroughly pissed on, They ought to be ...
The Vagina Song  Someone's in my brother’s big anus, Someone's in my brother ...
Twenty Toes  There is a game called twenty toes, That’s played around ...
We’ve Got Virgins  Tune: “Frere Jacques” We've got virgins, We've got virgins, At ...
Whip It Out at the Ballgame  Tune: “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” Whip it out ...
Why Were They Born So Beautiful?  Why were they born so beautiful? Why were they born ...
Yogi Bear  Tune: “Camptown Races” *Introduction* There’s a bear in the deep ...
You’re Stupid  You’re stupid, you’re stupid, You’re really fucking dumb, If it ...
Zulu Warrior  Olé zooma zooma zooma, Olé zooma zooma chief. Drink it ...