La Hymen wins Six Pack Race for second year

La hymen, for the second year, has won the Six Pack Challenge. Felther was favored to win this event according to a drunk guy I was standing next to. In a recent conversation, La hymen confessed that he did not have a strategy and all he did was run and drink beer.

This years Winner “La Hymen”
Second place finisher

Horrible mentions

Ready and Whacka macack
Porny
post race
on-in