Tune: “As the Caissons Go Rolling Along”
For it’s hi, hi, he, in the Kotex factory,
Shout out your sizes loud and clear (loud and clear)!
They’ve got small, medium and large,
They’ve got enough to fill a barge,
When the end of the month rolls around.
You can tell by the stain that she’s in a lot of pain.
As the end of the month rolls around.
You can tell by…
…the stain that she’s in a lot of pain.
…her stance she’s got cotton in her pants.
…her pout that her eggs are falling out.
…her stance that she’s bleeding in her pants.
…the ‘stache that the dog’s been in the trash.
…the stink that your cock will come out pink.
…the rope that you haven’t got a hope.
…the whining that she’s shedding her uterine lining.
…her anger, that you’ll need that coat hanger.