My penis has a first name, it’s P-E-T-E-R.
My penis has a second name, it’s P-E-N-I-S.
My girl she sucks is every day
and if you ask her why she’ll say
Gah-gag-gag-gag

His penis has a first name, it’s P-E-T-E-R.
His penis has a second name, it’s P-E-N-I-S.
I like to fuck him every day and if you ask my why I’ll say,
‘Cause peter penis has a way with my V-A-G-I-N-A

*MH3 Completely Sensical Version*
My penis has a first name, it’s F-O-R-E-skin.
My penis has an address, it’s just north of your chin.
I love to eat is every day, and if you ask me why I’ll say
Gah-gag-gag-gag