Tune: “Swing Low, Sweet Chariot” (duh)

Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home.

I looked over Jordan, and what did I see,
Coming for to carry me home?
A band of angels, coming after me,
Coming for to carry me home.

If you get to there before I shit,
Coming for to carry me home,
Tell all my friends that I‘m coming too,
Coming for to carry me home.