We are a drinking club with a running problem. We run every Saturday.

5pm during daylight savings time, 3 pm otherwise.

Now with every Full Moon!

Hash locations will always be on the calendar below. If it’s not posted yet, you are too early.

Want to hare? Find an empty date and email hare@madisonh3.com

August 11, 2022
  • Blown Shart's Classy Sturgeon Full Moon
    Start: 7:00 pm
    Date: August 11, 2022  - 21 hours from now

    Description:  

    I've heard rumblings that the hash isn't classy enough... nevermind the rumbling was just my stomach. Come join the FMR at 7pm Thursday August 11th at the Taco Bell Cantina on State Street. Is a Baja Blast margarita an actual margarita? Irrelevant question! It has alcohol so who cares. I've heard rumors that there might even be some creamy Russian margarita's at the Edgewater that very same night.
     


August 13, 2022
  • Paavo! #2361
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: August 13, 2022  - 3 days from now

    Description:  

    It’s been tradition to drive up to Hurley, WI (home of the most strip clubs per capita of any city in the world! Or something like that…) on Friday and stay out all night at these before running the Paavo Marathon (https://raceroster.com/events/2022/57273/paavo-nurmi-marathon-2022) Saturday morning. Of note, there are marathon, half marathon, 5 person relay, and bike options if you aren’t Sammy or Nummy. Then, we drive to Three Lakes and camp at ICUF’s and the Colonel’s cabin Saturday night before “competing” in their Running Bear Triathlon (https://www.active.com/three-lakes-wi/running/distance-running-races/running-bear-triathlon-2022) right in their back yard. This is a non traditional, beginner and non-swimmer friendly tri. The hash for the weekend is any combination of these events, but there’s always a good ceremony Saturday at the cabin.
     


August 14, 2022
  • Running Bear
    Start: 9:00 am
    Date: August 14, 2022  - 3 days from now

    Description:  

    https://www.active.com/three-lakes-wi/running/distance-running-races/running-bear-triathlon-2022
     


August 20, 2022
  • RB’s Triathlon: Bike Camp Hash
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: August 20, 2022  - 1 week from now

    Description:  

    Come out for a weekend of debaucherous shenanigans in the New Glarus Woods! A trail, shitty or shittier, will be set Saturday. On-Out at the usual 5 pm. Hash cash is $0, but BYOB and BYOF(ood) One trail not enough? A group of us are biking out there from Madison on Friday! Join the WhatsApp linked below for up to date details! Still not enough?? More biking on Saturday! Maybe a loop of hills hand picked by Stiffy, or maybe a jaunt to Paoli? Join the WhatsApp linked below for up to date details! Too much? Stay at camp, I don’t care! Bring a swimsuit - there’s a community pool in New Glarus. Site 55 in the back (with shade!) is reserved Fri-Mon. https://chat.whatsapp.com/Ikpo7acpgXi3avwr0BVFuB
     


August 26, 2022
  • Get Wet Hash Weekend #2363
    Start: 7:00 pm
    Date: August 26, 2022  - 2 weeks from now

    Description:  

    Since we won't be tubing this year I am not really sure what to call this hash. Maybe "Get Wet" weekend. Here's the proposed schedule: August 26-28 Friday after 7 pm. Optional camp set up. Tight - Pussy ranch: 5378 Reeve Rd, Mazomanie Nothing formal but we will have a fire, hot tub and other activities available. Saturday, 12 pm Run start at Lions Park Mazomanie. Gather in parking lot at the end of Walter Road. 3 pm Ceremonies, pool party (back at house) 6 pm Qdoba (catered) Pool party, hot tub, fire, Karaoke (inside), Dancing (pool deck), other shenanigans Plan to stay/camp Sunday hangover hang-out at pool. Light breakfast and full lunch provided. Rego paypal.me@TrapperP $25 pp covers entire weekend. Bring a towel! Trapper and TCH
     


September 3, 2022
  • Camp Muffaway Hash Run #2364
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: September 3, 2022  - 3 weeks from now
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