Madison Hash House Harriers

It's that time of year again, where not one, not two, but three hashers all have a birthday pileup! But of course fuck this year, because instead of throwing the best damn licking-and-hashing triple threat event, Tramp, Enemizer, and Porny are all staying the fuck away from viral danger and doing our own things this year. But the good news is, so can you! This weekend, Tramp Randall, The Enemizer Bunny, and My Little Porny are un-hosting a Renegade Hash Open for this un-year! How does it work? However you like it to! Grab zero or more hashers and lay a trail somewhere, then do a shitty circle and post about how much fun it was! Go for a run, then slam a beer afterwards and toast one or more of the birthday hounds! This weekend EVERYONE'S A HARE!

Attention all half-minds of the Madison Hash House Harriers: October 31st is a Saturday! Halloween! and a Full Moon! It's also the time of Covid which is a bummer, but this tour of Jurassic Park will make space for several hashers to participate. Why Jurassic Park, because Anal Ho! did a book report on it when she was in ninth grade. That's why. She's also obsessed with dinosaur erotica, so there is that too. Also the Horse Came first loves dinosaurs more than she loves Just Derek, so why not?

Small groups of hashers will start at various locations along the JP tour and travel around the island (in a crawling fashion (i.e. walker/biker/shuffler friendly)) visiting all the rare and exotic dinosaurs that Dr. Wu has to offer and consuming all the shitty booze and snacks that Costco has to offer. So grab the nearest reptilian gear you have (or whatever you want) and hold onto your butts!

Sign up and rego to reserve your spot in the jeeps! Cost is $5 -- Rego via Vemo (@SammNewton) or Paypal (art.department1984@gmail.com) by Oct. 26 (ish)... we just want to make sure we have enough of everything for everyone to have the shittiest trail possible.

Exact addresses of start locations will be disseminated to you eventually, so just sign up for a paddock on the spreadsheet. For all you folders who need to know every detail, plan to start and end somewhere on the isthmus. Don't think about the details too hard. I promise we will take care of you, if you know what I mean 😉 Ceremonies will also be quick and smallish (like most of you wankers) to avoid a super spreader event, then you must go canoodle somewhere else. So plan for an "own-after". There will be several parks nearby at your disposal for further drinking.

To bring: Your GD mask, your GD vessel, a headlamp, candy to feed the dinosaurs, blow up dinosaur suits, metal pokers to pop the dinosaur suits, your favorite dinosaur erotica novel, some fucking dignity, 1 pound of hand sanitizer, 2 pounds of lube, new shoes, virgins, your neices and nephews, your favorite mathmatician, your thoughts on chaos theory, and of course, your butts.

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Because OF COURSE it's this fucking year that our Analversary falls on a 69 numbered hash. Perfect. This was also the year we had Leap Day, the 4th of July, and Halloween fall on Hashing days AND July 4th and Halloween are both Full Moons. Such a promising calendar... such a garbage year. This year has been, in the immortal words of NumbAss "BULLSHIT!", and I think we all need to let off a little steam. Well, fuck it, we're gonna do something special still for the Analversary, and I'm going to come up with some ways for all of us to participate. I need co-hares, so lemme know if you want to help. MLP