COVID-19 Announcement

The Madison Hash House Harriers regret to admit that COVID-19 is not a normal threat we can either run away from or drink into oblivion.

We are currently operating under official MH3 COVID PROTOCOL:

Virtual Hashing is STRONGLY, THICKLY Preferred

MH3 COVID PROTOCOL Approved Trail Styles:

  • Virtual: Whatever you like, just so long as no one sees, touches, or licks anyone else!
  • Very Small group: Ask Mismanagement first; No more than 10, including the hare(s)
    • Masks required at all times when the pack is stopped
    • Social distance of at least 6′
    • No Licking!
    • Pre-packaged food and drink only.
    • All activities outside

Update: 11/17/2020 – We’ve had mostly good success this Summer keeping hashes small, socially distant, and masked. However, everyone else in the state failed to be as responsible as the hash and look where that’s getting us.

This shit is serious.

So going into The Winter, we are moving back to Virtual trails as our preferred, default expectation for hashes. If you wish to host a hash with others present the group must be strictly 10 or fewer, including all hares. Please contact mismanagement before committing to a non-virtual trail.

We are a drinking club with a running problem. We run every Saturday.

5pm during daylight savings time, 3 pm otherwise.

Now with every Full Moon!

Hash locations will always be on the calendar below. If it’s not posted yet, you are too early.

Want to hare? Find an empty date and email hare@madisonh3.com

December 5, 2020
  • Ball Swap's Seasonal Virtual Scavenger Hash #2273
    Start: 12:00 pm
    Date: December 5, 2020  - 19 hours from now

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    Good News bad boys and girls! Krampus has been delayed at the Brazilian International Airport indefinitely. So, while we wait for him to hitch a ride on St. Nick’s sleigh, we’ll be doing a themed scavenger hunt hash!
    You (or your pod) will go outside and find 3 different things, drink something, and take a picture at each.


    Thing the first: A spiritual site.
    This can be a masonic temple, Aztec shire, or even a particularly sexy tree you think druids might be worshipping during full moons.


    Second thing: Something that scares you almost as much as Krampus.
    Go explore an abandoned building at night, find an AA meeting, bring a closed sign and put it on your favorite bar. Get creative!


    Third thing: Lights or decorations relating to the holidays.
    Which holidays, you ask? Any of them! If you find something that reminds you of Valentine's day, Independence Day, or shark week, you damn well feel free to snap a pic!

    Starts at like noon or whatever at a place near you!

    Zoom at 5!
     

December 12, 2020
  • Your Own Shitty Ass DIY Hash Run #2274
    Start: 1:00 pm
    Date: December 12, 2020  - 1 week from now
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    Every hash is not complete without bitching from the peanut gallery! "Too long! Not enough beer! Not enough railroad tracks!!" Well, you wanks, today that ends. Why? Because YOU will be making your own trail. You want to run nine miles? Go for it. Seventeen back-checks (MLP swoons)? Why not, you masochistic animal. Cold weather makes you want to channel your inner RB and wear a onesie?? Maybe you want to pull a DJ and have nothing but wine checks so you end up piss drunk by the end! I wouldn't recommend it, but this weekend IT IS ENTIRELY UP TO YOU. What matters it t that you safely go outside and throw flour around (give your neighbors the ol' bioterrorism scare) and run and drink. Ceremonies will be on Zoom. Be prepared to discuss why your trail is superior and everyone is a giant shit-sucking butthole. Map your trail and share it with the group! Take lots of photos & videos to document your triumph over mediocre hashing! All forms of hashing will count for this virtual trail, whether you're running in circles drinking beer in your driveway, or BASH-ing a lake-loop, or running a lake-loop. Get Creative and get Hashing!! DJ
     

December 19, 2020
  • no hare hash run #2275
    Start: 3:00 pm
    Date: December 19, 2020  - 2 weeks from now
    Location:

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    Soltice?
     

December 26, 2020
  • No Hare Hash Run #2276
    Start: 3:00 pm
    Date: December 26, 2020  - 3 weeks from now
    Location:

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December 29, 2020
  • MLP's Pizza Party Cold Full Moon Run
    Start: 7:00 pm
    Date: December 29, 2020  - 4 weeks from now
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    We got every Full Moon this year!!! Check it out!!

    January 10th - Unlucky Butt Charms' "Teen Wolf Full Moon"
    February 9th - Muffy & Trampy's "Snowmuff Full Moon"
    March 8th - Unlucky Butt Charms' "Super Worm Paradise Full Moon"
    April 7th - Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer's "Pink Full-Frontal 'Show me your parts' Full Moon"
    May 7th - Tramp Randall's "Flower Full Moon"
    June 5th - Stiffy's "Shiggy Strawberry Full Moon Eastside Vista & Poker Ride"
    July 4th - The Horse Came First & Just Derk's "Full Birthday Suit Buck (naked) Freedom Moon"
    August 2nd - DJ Jizzy Jew's "Sturgeon Full Moon"
    September 2nd - Michelle Vick's "Birthday Corn Full Moon"
    October 2nd - Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer's "Mounted Hunter Full Moon (with horses)"
    October 31st - Remember the Anal Ho, The Horse Came First, Just Derk, Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer, Fellatio Sanchez, and probably a few others present the Jurassic Park Halloween Full Blue Moon with Dinosaurs!
    November 30th - Stenchury & Chapped Lips "Stenchy Chapped Beaver Full Moon"
    December 29th - My Lil' Porny "Participation Trophies & Cold Pizza Party Full Moon"

    So let's all do like youth sports and celebrate making it to every game! MLP is throwing you all a pizza party to celebrate!

    If you hared a Full Moon this year you are automatically rego'd for MLP's Pizza Party +plus+ your very own Participation Trophy for doing the thing our kennel most prides itself in: Showing Up.

    Details to follow for everyone else who wants in... you'll probably have to pay to rego or something.
     

January 2, 2021
  • No Hare Hash Run #2277
    Start: 3:00 pm
    Date: January 2, 2021  - 4 weeks from now
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