COVID-19 Announcement

The Madison Hash House Harriers regret to admit that COVID-19 is not a normal threat we can either run away from or drink into oblivion.

We are currently operating under official MH3 COVID PROTOCOL:

  • Small group: Up to 20 half-minds, excluding the hare(s)
    • Masks required at all times when the pack is stopped
    • Social distance of at least 6′
    • No Licking!
    • All food individually wrapped
    • All activities outside
  • Virtual: Whatever you like, just so long as no one sees, touches, or licks anyone else!

Update: 3/12/2021 – Dane County infection rates have been on the decline since the start of the year, so we’re going to update our guidelines:

  • Now up to 20 hashers (excluding the hares)
  • You can bring homemade foods, but please wrap things for individual servings so we’re not all sharing a common food trough.

Also, on a related and painful note, body shots are still prohibited.

Virtual trails are still fine too, if you like them and have a fun idea for one, by all means DO IT.

On On!

We are a drinking club with a running problem. We run every Saturday.

5pm during daylight savings time, 3 pm otherwise.

Now with every Full Moon!

Hash locations will always be on the calendar below. If it’s not posted yet, you are too early.

Want to hare? Find an empty date and email

April 17, 2021
  • Half Cracked's 20th Hashaversary Hash Run #2292
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: April 17, 2021  - 4 days from now


    20 Hasher Signup Google Doc

    Start Location:
    Start is located at a small park kitty-corner of the Great Dane 

    Words from our Hares:
    Please help us celebrate 20 years of Half Cracked making bad decisions! It takes a lot of years to learn how to properly fuck up a trail, cum see what we've learned. Along with two lousy trails (runners and walkers), there will be individually packaged disgusting food and the cheapest beer we could find. If you are vegan, please put a "V" next to your name on the signup sheet so we know to set an additional short and easy trail for the tragically malnourished.

April 24, 2021
April 27, 2021
  • Sippy Pink Sailor Moon
    Start: 7:00 pm
    Date: April 27, 2021  - 2 weeks from now


    He's going to dress up in his very best Sailor Moon cosplay. It's gonna be dirty.

April 30, 2021
May 8, 2021
  • No Hare Hash Run #2295
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: May 8, 2021  - 4 weeks from now