We are a drinking club with a running problem. We run every Saturday.

5pm during daylight savings time, 3 pm otherwise.

Hash locations will always be on the calendar below. If it’s not posted yet, you are too early.

Want to hare? Find an empty date and email hare@madisonh3.com

July 12, 2025
  • Yarrrr a Pirate Hash Run #2513
    Start: 3:00 pm
    Date: July 12, 2025  - 5 days from now

    Description:  

    Yo ho maties! We'll be blowing thru the Fête de Marquette and elsewhere on the East Side on Saturday, July 12th, collectin' debloons and treasure for a special charity and fightin and singin with the best of em'. We set sail at Orton Park at *3pm* to leave time for more debauchery and dancin at the Fête after 💃🍻🎶 Dress in yer finest pirate or corsair gear, but keep ye a keen eye to what the storms and sun may bring. Let no mate suffer a scurvy fate. Bring yer singin voice and yer sword arm (or hook) 💪⚔️ And pack yer purse, for there be adventure stops along the journey 💰 In case ye be late, beware, for the marks be changed! Check the chat for details day of as the winds may change ❌ Welcome aboard! Yarrr! 🏴‍☠️ -- Capt'n Erectyre, First Mate Clits Out, and Cabin Boy ACDP Me
     

July 18, 2025
  • Tubing Hash Run #2514
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: July 18, 2025  - 2 weeks from now
    Location:

    Description:  

    Schedule of Events

    Friday:
    • Camp set up after 5:00 pm.
    • Pool, hot tub, campfire and karaoke
    • Sorry, you are on your own for food Friday night and Saturday morning. If you are not able to bring food, there is a food truck at Jax’s Place on Hwy 14 on Fridays. My Sisters Kitchen serves breakfast in Mazo daily.
    • Park on the side of the driveway, keeping a tire on the pavement. You can also park on the road, before the hill in either direction. Please don’t drive into the yard.
    Saturday:
    • 11:00 -11:30 am: Tubing Bus arrives for loading. We will leave NO LATER than 12:00, sooner if fully loaded.
    • 12:30 pm: Start of float. Feel free to grab a drink at the Tiki Bar (not included - cash only), but please everyone help in the effort to get us moving! Booze, beer, water, and snacks will be included along the way. Usually, the final landing is at about 5:30 pm.
    • 6:00 pm: Estimated bus return to Mazo
    • 6:30 pm: Catered Qdoba. Don’t get hangry if we don’t eat at exactly that time!
    • 7:30 pm: Ceremonies
    • 8:30 pm: Pool party as well as many of the same activities that left us feeling like shit the night before OR bedtime.
    Sunday:
    • 8:00 – 10:00: Light breakfast/Coffee/Mimosas/Bloody Bar
    • 10:00 – 5:00 pm: Hash Hangover Pool Party (includes Lunch at 12:30, snacks, beverages) *.

    TOTAL EVENT COST (Fri-Sun): EARLY $90 (until 7/14) LATE $100 (after 7/14) - If Credit card used on Paypal it is $93.20 or $103.50
    Includes bus shuttle/tube for float, food, drinks, camping, sunburn, and poison ivy rash. (cost only, NO profit).

    If the shuttle bus is FULL (over 30 Rego’d), you can still float but must provide your own sober transportation (Subtract $15 from event cost). Traders charges $25 for the float portion whether or not you use a rented tube.
    Sunday only: no cost.
    Rego by sending Payment to: paypal@TrapperP or venmo @dtrotterwrx

    INCLUDE YOUR HASH NAME IN COMMENTS IF NAMED

    Bus/float holds 30 people, so register early.

    Events are weather dependent. If the float is cancelled by Traders due to conditions, there will be a refund for the cost of the bus and float ($40).
    We could use help. If you want to help in any way … planning, event set up or work during the event, please reach out to me directly at dtrotterwrx@gmail.com
    Trapper and Tight Cunt Ho, your hares
     

July 26, 2025
  • Micro Blue Dress Hash Run #2515
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: July 26, 2025  - 3 weeks from now
    Location:

    Description:

August 2, 2025
  • B🧈U🧈T🧈T🧈E🧈R Hash Run #2516
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: August 2, 2025  - 4 weeks from now
    Location:

    Description:  

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