We are a drinking club with a running problem. We run every Saturday.

5pm during daylight savings time, 3 pm otherwise.

Hash locations will always be on the calendar below. If it’s not posted yet, you are too early.

Want to hare? Find an empty date and email hare@madisonh3.com

October 23, 2026
  • Autumnal Camping! Hunt, Kill, and Eat My Little Porny Hash Run #2582
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: October 23, 2026  - 2 days from now

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    I have lived another year. Things were looking pretty grim for this aging buck back at the start - I started out with a busted leg and too much hair, but here I am, almost 11 months later with mended bones and shorn locks, ready to meet the death of my 45th year head on. I feel like this death is worth celebrating. Come then, hunt me and let my spilled blood soak into the earth that the Sun will not fail this Winter; that Life will arise once again come Spring. And this year -- let us stretch out this ritual All Weekend Long! Where: Group Site 203 at Yellowstone Lake State Park (about 1 hour driving; 4 hours biking) South West from Madison When: Friday, October 24 (arrive in the afternoon/evening) to Sunday, October 25 (depart by noon, I guess?) Schedule: Saturday - a grand Hunt, live-harted by My Lil' Deathwish (Porny's oblivion-seeking cervid alter-ego). There Will Be Blood, followed by a feast and also more fire Sunday - I may be dead, but you still live. And Winter Is Coming. Hash Cash: $10 for the hash-only; $25 if you're camping
     


October 31, 2026
  • Chunkgasm Hash Run #2583
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: October 31, 2026  - 1 week from now
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November 7, 2026
  • LBD #20 Analversary Hash Run #2584
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: November 7, 2026  - 2 weeks from now
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November 14, 2026
  • Foot Thong Hash Run #2585
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: November 14, 2026  - 3 weeks from now
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