We are a drinking club with a running problem. We run every Saturday.

5pm during daylight savings time, 3 pm otherwise.

Hash locations will always be on the calendar below. If it’s not posted yet, you are too early.

Want to hare? Find an empty date and email hare@madisonh3.com

July 13, 2024
  • Muffy’s Fete de Marquette Hash Run #2461
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: July 13, 2024  - 9 hours from now


    The Le Fete de Marquette hash is here! Le Fete de Marquette roughly translates to “The Drink and the Run” which was a festival originally developed by hashers in France to celebrate the invention of beer and wine pairings! Our Madison hash run will be no different and will offer attendees an opportunity to drink and also run or maybe walk vaguely around the greater area of the Madison Festival!!

    Are festival beers too expensive for you? Do you hate local community groups? Well, you are in luck! Come get drunk and snag a few steps with me and a mysterious unnamed out of town co-hare!!
    There will be beer and wine and booze to get you fired up for spectacular and best Madison’s on festival which will have music both before and after and during the hash!

    Cum meet your beloved leader (Muffleupagus) and co-hare (Just Stacy) at Orton Park at 5pm. Hash cash is $7.69 and will cover alcoholic drinks, light snacks, water bottles, and also alcoholic drinks! It’s going to be hot so drink water before, during, and after!!

    Muffy really likes exclamation points.

July 20, 2024
  • The Tubing Hash Run #2462
    Start: 11:00 am
    Date: July 20, 2024  - 1 week from now


    Your hares: Trapper Pussy, MD and Tight Cunt Ho
    The tubing bus loads at 11. If you don't read the details below, at least show up at the start at that time.
    More details and full schedule: https://www.tubing.madisonh3.com/

    Full event - early reg (arrive Friday at 5, leave Sunday at 5): $85 per person, pretty much all-inclusive
    Full event - after 7/14: $90
    Full event but the bus is full and you have to figure out your own way there: subtract $15
    You only want to float on Saturday: $25, you pay the bar that organizes the float
    Friday night only (no float): $10, food included
    Sunday only: Complimentary
    To rego, paypal @TrapperP or venmo @dtrotterwrx. Include your hash name in the comments!

    Note that Casa de Trapper/TCH is pretty much a clothing-optional spot. That is not expected of you, but you should expect it of others. This same does not hold true for places where we are around other people, especially children. Don't be an idiot, listen to directions, and if you aren't sure if something is okay, ask misman before assuming it is.

July 27, 2024
  • Libations and Victuals Ren Faire Hash Run #2463
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: July 27, 2024  - 2 weeks from now


August 3, 2024
  • Summer Slam Interhash Hash Run #2464
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: August 3, 2024  - 3 weeks from now


August 10, 2024
  • Paavo Hash Run #2465
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: August 10, 2024  - 4 weeks from now