COVID-19 Announcement

The Madison Hash House Harriers regret to admit that COVID-19 is not a normal threat we can either run away from or drink into oblivion.

We are currently operating under official MH3 COVID PROTOCOL:

All Regular “We all get together and run and drink and stuff” trails are suspended. Non-human-contact social media-driven and remote hashing is in effect. Please see descriptions below for how you can get your hashing fix without actually coming in contact with other, likely disease carrying, people.

We are a drinking club with a running problem. We run every Saturday.

5pm during daylight savings time, 3 pm otherwise.

Now with every Full Moon!

Hash locations will always be on the calendar below. If it’s not posted yet, you are too early.

Want to hare? Find an empty date and email

April 7, 2020
  • Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer’s Pink Full Moon/Full Frontal “Show Me Your Parts” Hash
    Start: 7:00 pm
    Date: April 7, 2020  - 10 hours from now


    Quarantine is getting lonely! I want to see your (virtual) parts! The full moon is at 9:35 pm in Madison, but you can hash this trail anytime 4/7.

    Here’s how:
    Find yourself a GPS device and go out on a run a body part! Hand... foot... BEWBS... your own “full moon”... whatever your little hasher heart desires.

    Send me a pic of your mapped run - text (5019601793), email (, tag me on WhatsApp, Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter, Reddit (good luck finding me) - just get it to me somehow. 

    If you don’t have a GPS thinger majigger, use or get a dang atlas out and highlight your route and send me a pic. Honor code - no saying you ran boobs when you really ran a dick. 

    On In:
    Log on to Zoom ( at 7:35 pm CST. Because the full moon in Palo Alto is at 7:35 pm PST. Let’s make this confusing!!  (But really - Zoom Ceremonies at 7:35 pm Madison time). BYODownDowns.

April 11, 2020
  • Charlemanal and Corinthianus 6:9 Beerster Keg Hunt Hash Run #2239
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: April 11, 2020  - 4 days from now


April 18, 2020
  • No Hare Hash Run #2240
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: April 18, 2020  - 2 weeks from now


April 25, 2020
  • NUMBASS! Hash Run #2241
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: April 25, 2020  - 3 weeks from now


May 2, 2020
  • No Hare Hash Run #2242
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: May 2, 2020  - 4 weeks from now