COVID-19 Announcement

The Madison Hash House Harriers regret to admit that COVID-19 is not a normal threat we can either run away from or drink into oblivion.

We are currently operating under official MH3 COVID PROTOCOL:

  • Masks must be worn at all times when the pack is stopped
  • Maintain social distance of at least 6′ from your fellow wankers
  • No Licking!
  • Pre-packaged food and drink only
  • All activities outside

MH3 COVID PROTOCOL Approved Trail Styles:

  • Staged: Groups of 3-at-a-time spaced 15 minutes apart
  • Virtual: Whatever you like, just so long as no one sees, touches, or licks anyone else!
  • Small group: No more than 10

Update: 9/1/2020 – We’ve had mostly good success this Summer keeping hashes small, socially distant, and masked. Going into the Fall we’re going to keep going small hashes, staged hashing, and virtual/otherwise creative trails.

We are a drinking club with a running problem. We run every Saturday.

5pm during daylight savings time, 3 pm otherwise.

Now with every Full Moon!

Hash locations will always be on the calendar below. If it’s not posted yet, you are too early.

Want to hare? Find an empty date and email

September 26, 2020
  • Virtually go out and Actually Vote Hash Run #2263
    Start: 9:00 am
    Date: September 26, 2020  - 5 hours ago


    You know what’s American? Getting out and voting! You know what is also American? Social Distancing! That is why the Hash this Saturday is getting out your vote, registering to vote, and virtual running! The City of Madison will have poll workers at all the major parks and mini parks answering questions, taking ballots, and registering people to vote. This will take place from 9 am-3 pm. We will have ceremonies at James Madison at 3:00 pm by the playground (BYOB). So get out exercise your right to vote (and legs,) and lets get America to where it needs to be one step at a time!

October 1, 2020
  • No Hare Hunter Full Moon Run
    Start: 10:00 am
    Date: October 1, 2020  - 5 days from now


October 3, 2020
  • No Hare Hash Run #2264
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: October 3, 2020  - 1 week from now


October 10, 2020
  • Just Kat (Scratch Fever) and Stenchury Hash Run #2265
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: October 10, 2020  - 2 weeks from now


October 17, 2020
  • Kart Yoshi Hash Run #2266
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: October 17, 2020  - 3 weeks from now


October 24, 2020
  • Trampy Bunny Porny Vaginal Emancipation Day Hash #2267
    Start: 3:00 pm
    Date: October 24, 2020  - 4 weeks from now