Welcome, Midvale Neighbors!

Thank you for making us Nextdoor Famous!!

You’ve seen our flour marks, now come out and join us for some good, clean recreation!

We are a drinking club with a running problem. We run every Saturday.

5pm during daylight savings time, 3 pm otherwise.

Now with every Full Moon!

Hash locations will always be on the calendar below. If it’s not posted yet, you are too early.

Want to hare? Find an empty date and email hare@madisonh3.com

December 11, 2021
  • The great sippy cock birthday bike hash/team wimpy bike bar crawl #2326
    Start: 9:00 am
    Date: December 11, 2021  - 3 days from now

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    Hey nummy, could you change the description on next weeks hash to the following? The great sippy cock birthday bike hash/team wimpy bike bar crawl will start at 9:00 AM (yes we’ve gone mad) at the Chief’s parking lot. The schedule will be as follows: Bar 1 Bar 2 Lunch sometime around here Bar 3 Bar 4? Bar 5? Chief’s! We plan to ride around 20 miles. We’ll drop a Strava pin in WhatsApp/Facebook/ whatever around 3 for those who aren’t BRAVE enough to start at 9.
     


December 18, 2021
  • Finnish Five
    Start: 12:00 pm
    Date: December 18, 2021  - 1 week from now
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  • Slow Hand Solstice Hashmas #2327
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: December 18, 2021  - 1 week from now
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    The 2021 Winter Solstice will be celebrated on December 18 - a mere 14 days from today! Bring a can of chilli and your festive joy to Rides and Slow Hands for fun, food, and fire. Starting at 4:00 for general fun, 6:00 for our hashmass gift exchange, and celtic ceremony at 8 :00 with a rather large fire. What's this hashmass gift exchange? You bring a hash-like gift, perhaps from the last hashmass event, and throw it on the pile for a "santa" to give away. Merriment ensues. What is this celtic ceremony thing? Since observing the winter solstice is a celtic tradition, you should dress and act like a celt. A warming fire will make sure you are in awe of this event. What's this can of chilli thing? Rides calls it a "chilli dump" where we fill a nesco with canned goodness. Extra cans are donated to the Oregon food pantry, by the way. The sauna will be hot too. Someone asked what to bring for the sauna. That depends on you - clothing is optional. Dogs? We have a fenced yard - but can you trust hashers to keep the gate closed? We're kenneling our dogs. Please feel free to attend as long as you are vaccinated and boosted. Consider carpooling and be considerate of our neighbors lawns when you park. If you walk uphill to our house, you are not at the right house. Further instructions may follow! Slow Hand - 608-469-2921 Rides 608-698-2168 795 Whispering Oaks Rd
     


December 19, 2021
  • Pizza Party Cold Full Moon
    Start: 1:00 am
    Date: December 20, 2021  - 2 weeks from now
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    What do you get if you show up to every one of your little league games? That's right! A pizza party! We showed up to every full moon this year, so coach Porny's doing the same with a youth sports 'themed' pizza party hash! All the cheap pizza and watered down Pepsi (and Hamm's) your $5 hash cash can buy!
     


December 25, 2021
  • No Hare Hash Run #2328
    Start: 3:00 pm
    Date: December 25, 2021  - 2 weeks from now
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January 1, 2022
  • My Little Porny - ULTIMATE Hangover Hash Run #2329
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: January 1, 2022  - 3 weeks from now
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