We are a drinking club with a running problem. We run every Saturday.

5pm during daylight savings time, 3 pm otherwise.

Hash locations will always be on the calendar below. If it’s not posted yet, you are too early.

Want to hare? Find an empty date and email hare@madisonh3.com

June 21, 2025
  • Wine and Cheese Hash Run #2510
    Start: 4:00 pm
    Date: June 21, 2025  - 2 days from now

    Description:  

    Hey! You know what Saturday is‽ It's a hashing Day (and the Solstice, Madison WNBR, and the 276th analversary of the founding of Halifax)! This hash is about wine and cheese: the attempt at immortality for grapes and milk, respectively. Time: 4PM Place: Lot 130 2003 University Bay Dr, Madison Cost: $8 or a sharable quantity of an interesting cheese* Bring: a vessel, the cheese, water Note that it’s supposed to be stupid hot on Saturday. Consider bringing survival water for yourself, if you have a way to easily carry it. *Kraft singles or equivalent don't count. You may think it's funny to bring some but then I will expect $8. **Bring a vessel!
     

June 27, 2025
  • The Seventh Annual Elroy-Sparta Bike and Camp Bash Run #2511
    Start: 3:00 pm
    Date: June 27, 2025  - 1 week from now

    Description:  

    This is a weekend-long camping trip that involves an optional bike ride. Or an optional camping trip that involves a mandatory bike ride. Or whatever. Hash cash is $107/(total number of people - 2) We have a whatsapp and google doc for planning that will not be posted to the hash website. Shoot us an email at hare@madisonh3.com or ask KY if you want to attend and need the details.
     

July 5, 2025
  • Hare Needed Hash Run #2512
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: July 5, 2025  - 2 weeks from now
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July 12, 2025
  • Erectire Dysfunction Hash Run #2513
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: July 12, 2025  - 3 weeks from now
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July 18, 2025
  • Tubing Hash Run #2514
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: July 18, 2025  - 4 weeks from now
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    Description:  

    Schedule of Events: Friday: • Camp set up after 5:00 pm. • Pool, hot tub, campfire and karaoke • Sorry, you are on your own for food Friday night and Saturday morning. If you are not able to bring food, there is a food truck at Jax’s Place on Hwy 14 on Fridays. My Sisters Kitchen serves breakfast in Mazo daily. • Park on the side of the driveway, keeping a tire on the pavement. You can also park on the road, before the hill in either direction. Please don’t drive into the yard. Saturday: • 11:00 -11:30 am: Tubing Bus arrives for loading. We will leave NO LATER than 12:00, sooner if fully loaded. • 12:30 pm: Start of float. Feel free to grab a drink at the Tiki Bar (not included - cash only), but please everyone help in the effort to get us moving! Booze, beer, water, and snacks will be included along the way. Usually, the final landing is at about 5:30 pm. • 6:00 pm: Estimated bus return to Mazo • 6:30 pm: Catered Qdoba. Don’t get hangry if we don’t eat at exactly that time! • 7:30 pm: Ceremonies • 8:30 pm: Pool party as well as many of the same activities that left us feeling like shit the night before OR bedtime. Sunday: 8:00 – 10:00: Light breakfast/Coffee/Mimosa’s/Bloody Bar 10:00 – 5:00 pm: Hash Hangover Pool Party (includes Lunch at 12:30, snacks, beverages) *. TOTAL EVENT COST (Fri-Sun): EARLY $90 (until 7/14) LATE $100 (after 7/14) - If Credit card used on Paypal it is $93.20 or $103.50 Includes bus shuttle/tube for float, food, drinks, camping, sunburn, and poison ivy rash. (cost only, NO profit). If the shuttle bus is FULL (over 30 Rego’d), you can still float but must provide your own sober transportation (Subtract $15 from event cost). Traders charges $25 for the float portion whether or not you use a rented tube. Sunday only: no cost. Rego by sending Payment to: paypal@TrapperP or venmo @dtrotterwrx INCLUDE YOUR HASH NAME IN COMMENTS IF NAMED Bus/float holds 30 people, so register early. Events are weather dependent. If the float is cancelled by Traders due to conditions, there will be a refund for the cost of the bus and float ($40). We could use help. If you want to help in any way … planning, event set up or work during the event, please reach out to me directly at dtrotterwrx@gmail.com Trapper and Tight Cunt Ho, your hares