| A Soldier I Will Be | Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be, To piss, to ... |
| Aaaaaanal! | (tune of Day O) A-nal! Me say a-nal! Too much ... |
| All For Me Grog | All for me grog me jolly jolly grog All for ... |
| Ay, Yi, Yi, Yi | *Limerick Verse* There once was a girl named Alice, Who ... |
| Ball of Kerrymuir | Refrain (Singin') Balls to your partner; Ass against the wall. ... |
| Beer, Beer, Beer | Beer, beer, beer, Tiddley beer, beer, beer A long time ... |
| Brother Hasher | Here’s to brother hasher, Bother hasher, brother hasher. Here’s to ... |
| Bullshit | Bull-shit, bull-shit, It all sounds like bullshit to me, to ... |
| Burlesque Show | Tune: “Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It’s Off to Work We ... |
| Dinah Won’t You Blow Me? (The Kitchen Song) | Tune: “I’ve Been Working on the Railroad” Dinah won’t you ... |
| Do Your Balls Hang Low? | Tune: “Do Your Ears Hang Low? Do your balls hang ... |
| Do Your Balls/Tits Hang Low? | Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and ... |
| Do Your Tits Hang Low? | Tune: “Do Your Ears Hang Low?” Do your tits hang ... |
| Dos, A Beer | Tune: “Do-Re-Mi” Dos, a beer, a Mexican beer, Ray, the ... |
| Dose of Clap | Tune: “He’s Got the Whole World, in His Hands” He’s ... |
| Down Down Song | This is your Down-Down song, It isn't very long . ... |
| El Camino | *Chorus* El, Camino… El, El, Camino. *Verse* The front is ... |
| Front Hole Back Hole | Tune: “Loch Lomond” You take the front hole, And I’ll ... |
| Fuck A Duck | Tune: “Do-Re-Mi” Fuck a duck, a female duck, Screw a ... |
| Fuck New Friends | (To the tune of Make New Friends) Fuck new friends, ... |
| Gaping Huge Vagina | Tune: “Ring of Fire” by Johnny Cash I fell in ... |
| Happy Birthday Songs | Happy/Hashy birthday, fuck you, Happy/Hashy birthday, fuck you, Happy/Hashy birthday, ... |
| Hasher Man | It's five O'clock on a Saturday The regular crowd gathers ... |
| Head?!? | Head?!? Who said head? I'll have some of that! And ... |
| He’s the Meanest | He’s the meanest, He sucks a horse’s penis, He’s the ... |
| Hot Vagina | Tune: “I’ve Been Working on the Railroad” Hot vagina for ... |
| Hush Little Hasher | (To the tune of Mockingbird) Hush little hasher, don’t say ... |
| I Like Blumpkins | I like blumpkins I like blumpkins How about you? How ... |
| I Like Hashing | I like hashing, I like hashing Hashing’s fun, hashing’s fun ... |
| I Love the Cock Rings | (To the tune of I Love The Mountains) I love ... |
| I Need a Sheep / Scottish National Anthem | Bring me some whiskey, mother I’m feeling frisky, mother I ... |
| I Used to Work in Chicago | Tune: “The Bear Went Over the Mountain” *Chorus* I used ... |
| I’m A Little Hasher / Sex Pot | Tune: “I’m a Little Teapot” I’m a little hasher, Short ... |
| If your Girlfriend Tastes Like Shit | If your girlfriend tastes like shit, flip her over. If ... |
| It’s a Small Dick | Tune: “It’s a Small World” Well it isn't long and ... |
| Jack the Necrophiliac | *... = nana nana nana na* My name is Jack… ... |
| Jesus Can’t Go Hashing | *Verse* Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cause the flour falls through ... |
| Kotex Factory | Tune: “As the Caissons Go Rolling Along” *Chorus* For it's ... |
| Meet The Hashers | Tune: "The Flinstones" Hashers, meet the Hashers. They're the biggest ... |
| My Girlfriend Is a Vegetable | Melody – My Gals a Corker CHORUS My girlfriend is ... |
| Number One | *Starting with all digits erect* You’re not number five, Number ... |
| One bottl’a Malört (Hashing Round) | [To the tune of "One Bottle of Pop"; Each verse ... |
| Oscar Mayer Song (Peter Penis) | My penis has a first name, it’s P-E-T-E-R. My penis ... |
| Prison Rape Song | Tune: “Lookin’ Out My Backdoor” Just got out of prison, ... |
| Purple Haze | Purple haze Running through my mind… Drink it down, down, ... |
| Put Your Leg Over My Shoulder | Put your left leg over my shoulder, Put your right ... |
| Seldom Seens | Tune: “Where oh Where Has my Little Dog Gone?” Where, ... |
| She’s a Harriette | Tune: “Turkey in the Straw” *Option A* Oh the wiggle ... |
| Shiggy and Mud | A man is made out of muscle and blood, But ... |
| Shitty Trail | RA: What did ya think of the trail? Hounds: Shitty! ... |
| Sit On My Face | (Monty Python) Sit on my face, and tell me that ... |
| Skeeter On My Peeter | Tune: “If You’re Happy and You Know It” There’s a ... |
| Strong Independent Woman | She's a Strong Ind'pendent Woman, She'll be okay! (She'll be ... |
| The Air Force Song | Here we go… Into the wild blue yonder Crash and ... |
| The Ball Song | Tune: “Colonel Bogey March” *Select 3 hashers to incorporate into ... |
| The Bill Clinton Clap Song | My name’s Bill Clinton And I’m no clown So grab ... |
| The Chandler’s Wife | A man walked into the chandler's shop some candles for ... |
| The Foreskin Song | Tune: "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean" My one skin ... |
| The Hare Song | Here’s to the hares, they’re true blue. They are hashers ... |
| The Hurley Tit Song | Her left tit hit me from the right side, Her ... |
| The Music Man | *Chorus* Leader: I am the Music Man Hashers: You come ... |
| The Night Before Paavo | Twas the night before Paavo, and all across the state ... |
| The No Song | NO. NO. NO. BAD. BAD. BAD. DOWN. DOWN. DOWN. |
| The S&M Man | Tune: “The Candy Man” *Chorus* It's the S&M man, the ... |
| The Urinal Song | They ought to be thoroughly pissed on, They ought to be ... |
| The Vagina Song | Someone's in my brother’s big anus, Someone's in my brother ... |
| There Was a Little Bird | There was a little bird, No bigger than a turd, ... |
| Twenty Toes | There is a game called twenty toes, That’s played around ... |
| We’ve Got Virgins | Tune: “Frere Jacques” We've got virgins, We've got virgins, At ... |
| We’ve Got Virgins | We’ve got virgins
We’ve got virgins
Yes We Do
Yes ... |
| What a Wonderful Trail | I see trails of true, Poison oak too. I hear ... |
| Where’s the Mark Again? | To the tune of What's My Age Again? - Blink ... |
| Whip It Out at the Ballgame | Tune: “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” Whip it out ... |
| Why Were They Born So Beautiful? | Why were they born so beautiful? Why were they born ... |
| Yogi Bear | Tune: “Camptown Races” *Introduction* There’s a bear in the deep ... |
| You Fill UP My Anus | (To the tune of You Fill Up My Senses) You ... |
| You’re Stupid | You’re stupid, you’re stupid, You’re really fucking dumb, If it ... |