COVID-19 Announcement

As of 6/2/2021 we are orficially lifting all MH3 COVID Protocol guidelines. Enjoy your licking!

We are a drinking club with a running problem. We run every Saturday.

5pm during daylight savings time, 3 pm otherwise.

Now with every Full Moon!

Hash locations will always be on the calendar below. If it’s not posted yet, you are too early.

Want to hare? Find an empty date and email

September 11, 2021
  • RB and Fellatio Mario Kart Hash Run #2313
    Start: 2:00 pm
    Date: September 11, 2021  - 3 hours ago


    Second Annual Mario Kart Bash

    We gotta save the Princess!

    Gear up and get your karts (bikes) for the Second Annual Mario Kart Bash! Dress up like your favorite Mario Kart character and get ready for a good time. There will be plenty of Power Ups on this trail. Three laps around Madison and see if you can win. Watch out for the Blue Shell!

    What to bring: Your Kart (bike) Costume! Your mask in case for any indoors Vessel

    On-Out: 2:00 pm

September 18, 2021
  • Talk like a Pirate Hash Run #2314
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: September 18, 2021  - 7 days from now


    Yar! IceMan Mc Badatsex

September 20, 2021
  • No Hare - Harvest Full Moon
    Start: 7:00 pm
    Date: September 20, 2021  - 1 week from now


September 25, 2021
  • Beer Nuts and PrickHer Bush Hash Run #2315
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: September 25, 2021  - 2 weeks from now


    A trail so full of shit we had to break it up into two consecutive weeks. Starting at the park so nice they had to name it twice

October 2, 2021
  • PrickHer Bush and Beer Nuts Leftover Hash Run #2316
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: October 2, 2021  - 3 weeks from now


    We will be using leftover food, leftover beer, leftover flour, leftover hares and leftover trail and wearing any gear you left from the previous trail.

    If you missed last week, this is your make-up hash.


October 9, 2021
  • Howie and Slow Hand Hash Run #2317
    Start: 5:00 pm
    Date: October 9, 2021  - 4 weeks from now