[To the tune of “One Bottle of Pop”; Each verse is sung together in a round]

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One bottl’a Malört, Two bottl’a Malört,
Three bottl’a Malört, Four bottl’a Malört.
Five bottl’a Malört, Six bottl’a Malört,
Sev’n bottl’a Malört — Puke!
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Who laid this Shitty Trail?
Shitty trail? Shitty Trail?
Who laid this Shitty Trail?
Checking, checking, checking, False!
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Don’t you cum in my butt hole!
My butt hole, my butt hole!
Don’t you cum in my butt hole;
My butt hole’s full!
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