1:00 pm – Starting point TBD
Brace yourself for a marathon of beer! Just what a drinker with a running problem needs! You’ve been training your livers well for the last 5 years, and now it’s your time to shine!! 26.2 bars with 26.2* beers!
*Beers will be 4 oz unless you’re stupid, you’re stupid, you’re really fucking dumb and buy yourself more.
HOW MUCH DOES THIS COST? Depends on how long you procrastinate!
10/20-11/9: $100, no goodies included. Don’t procrastinate!
11/10 (day of): $200. Don’t be an asshole.
WHAT DO I GET? Your rego comes with:
- A 50something-of-a-kind shirt you probably don’t need but you or your “friends” (hashers) can sharpie whatever the hell you (they) want on it to make it one-of-a-kind!
- A wristband, which is important because it will GET YOU BEER!
- More BEER!!
- Maybe some other things. Check back. Or be patient and find out.