Lucky’s Brew Pub 1313 Regent St
12:45 pm – Packet Pick up
1:00 pm – Start

Hares:
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer — Kwussssfty the Fwown — OnTheCock
Liquor Asssssessor — Michelle Vick — Crap On, Crap Off

Bar order:
1:00 Lucky’s
1:25 Jordan’s
1:50 Red Zone
2:15 Sweet Home WI
2:40 Buckingham’s
3:05 Buffalo Wild Wings
3:30 Church Key
3:55 Vintage
4:20 Wando’s
4:45 Red Shed
5:10 State Street Brats
5:35 City Bar
6:00 Monday’s
6:25 Side Door
6:50 Hawks
7:15 HopCat
7:40 Irish Pub
8:05 Plaza
8:30 Buck and Badger
8:55 Silver $
9:20 Paradise
9:45 Shamrock
10:10 Tipsy Cow
10:35 Great Dane
11:00 Up North
11:25 Essen Haus
11:50 Come Back Inn

Click to Rego! Who’s Cumming??

Brace yourself for a marathon of beer! Just what a drinker with a running problem needs! You’ve been training your livers well for the last 5 years, and now it’s your time to shine!! 26.2 bars with 26.2* beers!

*Beers will be 4 oz unless you’re stupid, you’re stupid, you’re really fucking dumb and buy yourself more.

HOW MUCH DOES THIS COST? Depends on how long you procrastinate!

9/2-9/9: $69
9/10-9/15: $75
9/16-10/19: $80
10/20-11/9: $80, no goodies included.
11/10 (day of): No, with the exception  extenuating circumstances and travelers.

WHAT DO I GET? Your full rego ($80 at this point) comes with:

  1. A 50something-of-a-kind shirt you probably don’t need but you  or your “friends” (hashers) can sharpie whatever the hell you (they) want on it to make it one-of-a-kind!
  2. A  beer drinkin’ wristband, which is important because it will GET YOU BEER!
  3. BEER!!
  4. A personalized “Starter’s” Medal. Just for showing up! You don’t even have to finish like in *real* races.
  5. More BEER!!
  6. and more goods TBD!!

WANT ALL THE GOODIES BUT WANT TO BUY YOUR OWN BEER AS YOU GO?

Opt for the $30 “Goodies Only” option. You’ll get all of the above except the beer and the wristband for beer. This is a great option if you don’t want to drink a marathon of beer, drink something other than beer (wine), don’t drink, are driving, or want to show up whenever the hell you want and leave whenever the hell you want. YOU MUST DO THIS BY 10/19 SO I CAN ORDER SAID GOODIES.

To rego for this option, click on the box below (or above).

HOW DO I REGISTER?

Click on my box!