There once was a girl named Alice,
Who used a dynamite for a phallice.
They found her vagina in North Carolina,
And her asshole in buckingham palace.
Ay, yi, yi, yi, Your sister does squat thrusts on flagpoles.
So sing me another verse,
That’s worse than the other verse,
And waltz me around by my willy.
A baker who loved baking bread,
She said she much preferred giving head.
But when you explode she don’t swallow your load,
She fills all the cream sticks instead.
Ay, yi, yi, yi, your father refills cream doughnuts.
There once was a girl named Sue,
Who filled up her quim with glue.
She said with a grin if they pay to get in,
They’ll pay to get out again too.
Ay, yi, yi, yi, I think Susie douches with draino.
There once was a man from Bel-Air
While screwing his wife on the stair
The banister broke so he doubled his stroke
And he finished her off in mid-air.
Ay, yi, yi, yi, Your father is so old he farts dust.