Tune: “The Candy Man”

*Chorus*
It’s the S&M man, the S&M man.
The S&M man because he mixes it with love,
And makes the hurt feel good, yeah the hurt feel good.

*Verse*
Who will run through jaggers, ripping up his flesh,
Turn right around, and repeat the bloody mess?

*Repeat Chorus*

*More Verses*
Who will take a puppy; Grab him by the ears;
Fuck him in the ass until he cries his puppy tears?

Who will take a grater; Strap it to his arm;
Thrust her up and down until he gets vagina parmesan?

Who will take a baby; Lay it on the bed;
Fuck it in the ass until its really fucking dead?