Tune: “The Candy Man”
It’s the S&M man, the S&M man.
The S&M man because he mixes it with love,
And makes the hurt feel good, yeah the hurt feel good.
Who will run through jaggers, ripping up his flesh,
Turn right around, and repeat the bloody mess?
Who will take a puppy; Grab him by the ears;
Fuck him in the ass until he cries his puppy tears?
Who will take a grater; Strap it to his arm;
Thrust her up and down until he gets vagina parmesan?
Who will take a baby; Lay it on the bed;
Fuck it in the ass until its really fucking dead?