*… = nana nana nana na*

My name is Jack…
and I’m a necrophiliac…

I fuck dead women…
and I fill them with jism…

I get frustrated…
when they’re cremated…

‘Cause try as I must…
I can’t fuck dust…

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My name is Gus…
and I’m incestuous…

I fucked my mother…
and buggered my brother…

But when they die,
I will not cry…

‘Cause just like Jack…
I’m a necrophiliac…

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My name is Kyle…
and I’m a pedophile…

Little boys and girls…
Are my sex toys…

If I have a son…
It’ll be so fun…

‘Cause just like Gus…
I’m incestuous…

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My name is McDonald...
But I’m no Ronald…

My Speciality…
Is beastiality…

I show my charm…
Down on the farm…

I sew wild oats…
When I go at the goats…

I pet the pony…
And it makes me boney…

Forget little Bo-Peep…
I shag her sheep…

She says “golly”…
So I fuck her collie…

I blow the bull…
till my cheeks are full…

I don’t get rattled…
double fucking cattle…

Dad showed me how…
When we shared the cow…

I stroked her udder…
she said “I’m your mudder!”…

I did not fuss…
’cuz I’m like Gus…

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I’m the ghost of McJack…
I was a bestial necrophiliac…

I got a big thrill…
When I reamed roadkill…

I’d say hop into bed girl…
‘n fuckme likea dead squirrel…

I’d sideswipe a hen…
Park and hit it again…

I did a dead duck…
And got hit by a truck…

Credit for many verses: Zamboner, MH3