Madison Hash House Harriers

Ain't that just life? Kickin' a guy when they're down. Shit out of luck. Shit out of love. Shit out of hope. Will this damn winter ever end? Who even cares anymore. You know what? Why not? Why not just get sloppy ass drunk on this hateful holiday in the middle of the worst season of the year? Come join me, friend, in my lonely sorrow under this cold bridge. Let's share a few slugs of rotgut to warm our hearts when nothing else will. The Bum-wine Hash A to A (and shorter than usual, owing to Porny being a bit slow this winter) Bring Cash for On In (or panhandle, I won't judge) On Out: 15:00 from Chief's On In: Somewhere nearby Dogs: Leave 'em at home Cats: You want to hash with your cat?! Horses: No one can stop you Rats: Fuck it, why not? WARNING: You may get drunk on this ride

Location: Buckhorn State Park, West Backpack Campsites (~90 minutes from Madison)

Exact location for start:
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Cure that cabin fever with a run through Buckhorn state park! Join for the afternoon, or spend the whole damn weekend out here, and enjoy the benefits of a state park mostly to ourselves! Don't miss the naked snow angel contest after circle, weather permitting.

Hash will start at 2 to maximize daylight. Dogs allowed but must remain on leash (DNR rules). Booze, light food, and campfire provided. Hash cash $5.

Freeze yer nuts off camping option available for an extra $5 per person per night (Friday/Saturday). Valley Forge style, bring your own gear. If interested, join the dedicated WhatsApp group from the link in the hash chat or email, or reach out to Unlucky Butt Charms