Tune: “It’s a Small World”

Well it isn’t long and it isn’t thick,
It gets hard too slow and it cums too quick,
It gets lost in her twat,
But it’s all that he’s got,
It’s a small, small, dick.

It’s a small dick after all,
It’s a small dick after all,
Always limp from alcohol,
It’s a small, small, dick!