Tune: “The Bear Went Over the Mountain”

*Chorus*
I used to work in Chicago,
In an old department store.
I used to work in Chicago,
But I don’t work there anymore.

*Verse*
A woman came in for a glazed doughnut.
“Glazed doughnut from the store?”
Glazed doughnut she wanted, cream filled she got!
“Ohhhh and I don’t work there anymore!”

*More Verses:*

Wanted	Got
Ruler	12 inches
Hammer	Nailed
Liquor	Lick her I did
Seafood	Crabs
Juice Box	Juice from my box
Brass Tub	Golden Shower
Quick Service	Quick Serviced
Nail	Screwed
Fishing Rod	My Pole
Jewelry	Pearl Necklace
Duck	Misheard her I did
Beer	Bush
Horse	Ridden
Doughnut	My Hole
Pizza	Backdoor Delivery
Ruler	12 inches
Dinner	Ate Out
Piano	My Organ