Location: Orchid Heights Park, 3960 Valley Ridge Rd, Middleton, WI 53562, USA
Whoever could it be?!
All I can say is be ready for some shiggy and, like, 176 miles of hard Labour on this weekend as we bid farefuckingwell to the Summer of COVID.
YOUR GODDAMN MASK
A Dry Bag
We're doing this together (but keep your fucking distance, i'm so fucking serious), so bring your mask and keep it on as much as possible. The hare might even have some orficial MH3 branded masks for you, several of which may not have had his dick-hands all over them.
Strict as hell 17 hasher limit on this one. I'm looking at you, Surprise-Stiffy.
Location: Behind the Wisconsin Masonic Center
301 Wisconsin Ave, Madison, WI 53703
Who else misses Renfaire?
Sign ups live Monday 9/7
Wear your dandy Renaissance clothes - there will be minimal shiggy and maximal public swanking, that’s with an S. Trail is A-to-A, and garage storage provided for those items that you want to save for circle but you simply can’t bear to expose to the elements on a run. You can even change into them in our creepy garage closet (wink wink).
Ten hashers maximum, and canned beer/mead will be provided. We will also get exactly ten (10) individual pre-wrapped sandwiches from Pinkus McBride, so you’d better not dilly-dally or you will be the one stuck with the tuna salad.
Sign up here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1VDsA-wN-Hs3q4HcomDnlOxq8kkdi_Jfk7wPASHiEOuM/edit?usp=drivesdk
Location: James Madison Park, 614 E Gorham St, Madison, WI 53703, USA
You know what’s American? Getting out and voting! You know what is also American? Social Distancing! That is why the Hash this Saturday is getting out your vote, registering to vote, and virtual running! The City of Madison will have poll workers at all the major parks and mini parks answering questions, taking ballots, and registering people to vote. This will take place from 9 am-3 pm. We will have ceremonies at James Madison at 3:00 pm by the playground (BYOB). So get out exercise your right to vote (and legs,) and lets get America to where it needs to be one step at a time!