Location: James Madison Park, 614 E Gorham St, Madison, WI 53703, USA
The one run of the year where we can blend in with the locals! I know red is the traditional color of the hash, but humor the drunken Irish on their one damn day and color yourselves green for this. I want to see morph suits, body paint, hair dye, the works--your piss will be green by the end of the night! Meet at the top of James Madison Park Pavilion for a shitty trail weaving through bar crawlers and other like-minded degenerates. Hash cash $5. At the request of Her Highness Michelle Vick, we're going to try and be punctual about this one for some reason. So chalk talk will be promptly at 5:05 (or 4:05 for those of you who haven't fixed your clocks yet). You've been warned. If nothing else, meet at 710 E. Johnson for a surprise and (eventually) an on-in. This is a walker-friendly trail, albeit, that will likely be the only thing that is friendly about it.