Tune: “Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It’s Off to Work We Go”

Hi ho! Hi ho!
It’s off to the burlesque show,
We’ll sit up front to see their cunts,
Hi ho! Hi ho!

At half past eight,
We’ll masturbate. . .

We’re small on wits,
But big on tits.

We’ll drop our drawers
And fuck some whores.

At 10 ’til 8,
We’ll fornicate.

I paid my buck,
Now where’s my fuck.