Tune: “Turkey in the Straw”

*Option A*
Oh the wiggle of her ass could make a dead man come,
And the nipple on her tit is as big as my thumb,
She’s a mean motherfucker, she’s a great cocksucker,
She’s a Harriette!

*Option B*
She‘s got big ‘ol boobies like the porno movies,
And she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
She shaves her beaver, and I‘ll never leave her.
Just get her drunk and anything goes.