Do your balls hang low?
Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder,
Like a regimental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?

Do your tits hang low? 
Do they wobble to and fro? 
Can you tie them in a knot? 
Can you tie them in a bow? 
Do you get a painful feeling,
When you throw them at the ceiling
Do your tits hang low?