Happy/Hashy birthday, fuck you,
Happy/Hashy birthday, fuck you,
Happy/Hashy birthday, you asshole,
Happy/Hashy birthday, fuck you.

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Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
You look like a hasher,
And you smell like one too.

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May you live one hundred years
May you drink one million beers
Get plastered you bastard
Happy Birthday to you.

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This is your birthday song,
It isn’t very long . . .