(To the tune of I Love The Mountains)

I love the cock rings, I love the anal beads
I love the dildos, I love the DVDs
I love the porno store, when all the lights are low

Boom de yada boom de yada boom de yada boom de yada

I love the handcuffs, I love the leather whips
I love the gimp suit, I love the nipple clips
I love the dungeon room, when all the lights are low

Boom de yada boom de yada boom de yada boom de yada