Her left tit hit me from the right side,
Her right tit hit me over here.
If both of here big tits had missed me,
I wouldn’t have spilled all my beer.

Credit: Numerous MH3 Hashers,including
Dribbles In and Nut Farmer

*Original Song*
Her left tit hangs down to her belly,
Her right tit hangs down to her knee.
If her left tit did equal her right tit,
She’d get lots of weenie from me.