*Chorus*
Leader: I am the Music Man
Hashers: You come from far away
Leader: And I can play
Hashers: What can you play?

*Verse*
Leader: I can play the sexy-phone
All: Sexy-sexy-sexy-phone, sexy-phone, sexy-phone.
Sexy-sexy-sexy-phone, sexy-sexy-phone.

*Chorus*
Leader: I am the Music Man
Hashers: You come from far away
Leader: And I can play
Hashers: What can you play?

*Verse*
Leader: I can play the piccolo
All: Pick-a pick-a pick-a-nose, pick-a nose x2
Pick-a pick-a pick-a nose, pick-a pick-a nose.

Leader: I can play the sexy-phone
All: Sexy-sexy-sexy-phone, sexy-phone, sexy-phone.
Sexy-sexy-sexy-phone, sexy-sexy-phone.

*Repeat Chorus and all previous verses*

*Additional Verses*
Leader: I can play the Bungalows
All: Bongo bongo bongo boobs, bongo boobs x2
Bongo bongo bongo boobs, bongo bongo boobs.
Leader: I can sing like Michael Jackson
All: Holy shit my hair’s on fire, hair’s on fire x2.
Holy shit my hair’s on fire, hair’s on hair’s on fire.
Leader: I can also sing like Michael Jackson
All: Come here come here little boy, little boy.
Come here come here little boy, little little boy.
Leader: I can sing like a bus driver
All: Holy shit my breaks don’t work, breaks don’t work x2 Holy shit my breaks don’t work, breaks don’t breaks don’t work.
Leader: I can sing like a fuck boy
All: Hey girl Hey girl hey you up, hey you up x2
Hey girl hey girl hey you up, hey you hey you up.