Tune: “Take Me Out to the Ballgame”

Whip it out at the ball game,
Whip it round at the crowd.
Dip it peanuts and Crackerjacks –
I don’t care if you give it a whack!
Because it’s beat your meat at the ball game.
If you don’t cum it’s a shame.
‘Cause it’s one, two, and you’re covered in goo,
At the old ball game!