In 2021 (probably?), a young hasher had a dream:
I had a dream last night that I attended the Third Anal Butter Hash. The events:
Everyone gets a stick at the beginning. The least damaged stick at ceremonies gets a prize.
Butter carving
Butter licking (rules unclear)
Also fried dough dollops
And in the hash, we don’t let dreams be dreams. After a few false starts, the Third Anal Butter Hash became a reality. It is held yearly, usually in a really hot greasy month.
2025 Details
The Third Anal Butter Hash will be held August 2. More details incoming!