Tune: “Camptown Races”

*Introduction*
There’s a bear in the deep dark woods – Yogi, Yogi,
There’s a bear in the deep dark woods – Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi, Yogi Bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear,
There is a bear in the deep dark woods,
Yogi, Yogi Bear.

Yogi has a little friend – Boo Boo, Boo Boo,
Yogi has a little friend – Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.
Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear,
Yogi has a little friend,
Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.

Yogi has a girlfriend – Cindy, Cindy,
Yogi has a girlfriend – Cindy, Cindy Bear.
Cindy, Cindy Bear, Cindy, Cindy Bear,
Yogi has a girlfriend,
Cindy, Cindy Bear.

*Verse*
Cindy doesn’t have no teeth – Gummy, Gummy
Cindy doesn’t have no teeth – Gummy, Gummy Bear.
Gummy, Gummy Bear, Gummy, Gummy Bear,
Cindy’s a Gummy Bear.

*More Verses*

Yogi
Likes to roll his own	Smokey Bear
Has an M-16	Right to bear
Uses Condoms	Clever Bear
Has a 12” cock	Black Bear
Boo Boo
Has a 12’ cock	Liar Bear
Has a cheesy dick	Camem-bert
Is a nudist	Right to bear
Cindy
Likes it upside down	Koala Bear
Girlfriend	Klondike Bear
Likes it up the butt	Brown Bear
Is a frigid Bitch	Polar Bear
Doesn’t shave her snatch	Grizzly Bear
Wears Lingerie	Teddy Bear