*Chorus*
El, Camino… El, El, Camino.

*Verse*
The front is like a car and the back is like a truck.
The front is where you drive and the back is where you

*Repeat Chorus*

*More Verses*
She didn’t have no weed and she couldn’t pay for gas.
Nobody rides for free so I stuck it in her…

You can take it to the brothel, you can take it to the store.
In the front you put your beer, in the back you put your…

Put the guys in the back and the girls in the front.
Put their legs up on the dash so you can eat their…

You can take out classy ladies, you can take out dirty sluts.
In the front you kiss them softly, in the back you do their…

I read her a sweet poem, I think it made her cry.
I couldn’t really tell cause I squirted in her…

Well the front is where you fuck, And the back is where you fuck,
The front is where you fuck, And the back is where you …

The back rides high, And the front rides low,
I’ll give you a free ride, If you give me a …

The front is where you fuck and the back is where you fuck.
The front is where you fuck and the back is where you…

You can drive an automatic, Or you can drive a stick,
Doesn’t matter how you drive it, Cause you’ll still suck my…

It ain’t got no windows, it ain’t got no locks,
Doesn’t matter while I’m riding on your…

Going Real fast, driving like a demon,
’cause once we get home, you’ll be drinking my…

The front is short, and the back is long,
if you ask real nice, I might suck your…

when you roll an El Camino, folks know you ain’t no wussy,
The back is like a truck, so you can fill it up with…

assembled in Ohio, definitely not a beemer,
If she won’t do kitchen stuff, try a Cleveland…

The front has a horn, it plays la cucaracha,
that pussy so good, it’s hot like…

The truck is in the back, the car is in the front,
I was hoping for her as, but I’ll settle for her…

The front is for your lady, when you want to treat her fine,
the back is for your lady, when you want to sixty…

You can drive real slow, or at a fast pace,
I can take you for a ride, or you can sit on my…

It’s covered in rust, the doors don’t lock,
but it’s got a flat bed, where you can ride my…

It’s such a sweet ride, and you know you want some,
do slide on over, and swallow my…

You can ride in the back, you can ride in the front,
Just jump on in, and I’ll eat your…

She’s riding in my car, with her legs over my head,
She’s such a pretty whore, what a shame that she’s…

Her lips were big, they looked just like roast beef,
and when we hit a bump, it made her…

The front is all hydraulics, and the back is all shocks,
you’re sure to feel both, while I’m bouncing on your…

Chicks say it’s really ghetto, or that you ain’t got no class,
just bend ’em over the seats, and stick it in their…

Keep the front for driving, but turn the back into a pool,
The girls will thank you in the summer, by sucking on your…