*Verse*
Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cause the flour falls through his hands.
Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cause the flour falls through his hands.
Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cause the flour falls through his hands.
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves.

*Chorus*
More beer for all the Hashers,
More beer for all the Hashers,
More beer for all the Hashers,
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves.

*New Verse*

*More Verses*
Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cause…
…the Jew wont’s pay 5 bucks.
…his Dad knows all the trails.
…he turns the beer to wine.
…he’s too busy getting nailed.
…the shiggy’s on his head.
…he’s mowing my front lawn.
…he’s hung like (arms out like a cross) this.
…he works on Sunday.
…he doesn’t exist.